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Of course a duckâs quack echoes.
But claims to the contrary are so often repeated that the BBC has aired audio proof of the echo, Mythbusters has investigated the acoustics of a quackâs reverberations, and others still have uploaded Internet videos of waterfowl in sound studios selected to amplify the effect.
No matter. The myth persists. Itâs the kind of claim that's repeated as fact but shared like superstitionâ"forwarded in chain emails, published and republished among ZOMG-mindblowing facts, even printed on the cool undersides of bottle caps.
âReal Facts,â theyâre called. And though the quotation marks are Snappleâs, not mine, theyâre fitting.
Since 2002, the tea maker has been slinging bottle-cap factoids. Some are true, some are outright false, and plenty others are incomplete or ambiguous to the point of absurdity. But itâs easy to pluck out the spurious ones with a search engine and the right kind of bullshit detector.
âReal Factâ #70 claims âCaller ID is illegal in California.â Wrong. And it takes all of 30 seconds to find this on the FAQ section of the California Public Utilities Commission's website: âIs Caller ID legal? Yes, it is.â
Weâre just getting started.
Elephants actually sleep three to seven hours a night, not two (#35), according to the San Diego Zoo. The Statue of Liberty wasn't the first electric lighthouse (#179); that distinction belongs to the Souter Lighthouse, according to the UK National Trust. And the average American doesn't walk 18,000 steps a day (#89), not even close. The real tally is more like 5,116 steps, according to a recent study.
Other âReal Factsâ are misleading or outdated. A mosquito doesnât really have â47 teethâ (#50); it has a serrated proboscis â" the sharp tube used to suck blood. Pennsylvania isnât really misspelled on the Liberty Bell (#300) because âPensylvaniaâ was an accepted spelling in the 18th century, according to the National Park Service. And while the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows (#85), itâs not necessarily because she was painted that way. They just eroded, some art historians now believe.
Plus, it's been nearly two decades since the world's largest pumpkin weighed in at 1,061 pounds (#209) in 1996. Last year's record-setting pumpkin grew to be nearly twice as heavy, clocking in at more than a ton, according to the Giant Pumpkin Commonwealth.
âWe go through a process every year of looking over the facts,â Snapple's vice president of marketing, David Falk, told me when I asked him about the discrepancy. âIf a bigger pumpkin was created, we evaluate and see if that makes sense.â
Though Falk says some âReal Factsâ have been retired, it's not clear from the website which ones are no longer in circulation.
There are even contradictions. Snapple claims in separate âReal Factsâ that both Manhattan (#339) and Philadelphia (#662) were the first capital of the United States. (Really, the U.S. Senate explains, the first Continental Congress met in Philly and the first Congress under the U.S. Constitution met in New York.)
Murkier still are the claims that are simply unverifiable, like the vague idea that âgrapes are the most popular fruit in the world,â (#371) or that the âmost common name for a pet goldfish is âJaws.ââ (#471)
All this could seem a diabolical marketing ploy by Snapple: Present something as fact but make it just outlandish enough to spark doubt so your consumer spends that much more time engaging with your product.
But that's not what theyâre doing. At least, not according to Snapple.
âThey are real facts, and we have teams here that fact-check everything,â Falk told me. âWe go through a pretty vigorous process.â
Pretty vigorous? Google âDid Thomas Jefferson invent hangersâ (#868) and you're one click away from this top-result Monticello website: âClaims that Thomas Jefferson invented the clothes hanger are unfounded.â
Debunking the idea that San Francisco cable cars are âthe only mobile national monumentâ (#23) was as simple as sending a single email.
âIt depends on what you mean by mobile. And it's not a monument,â National Register of Historic Places Archivist Jeff Joeckel told me. âThe San Francisco Cable Cars (as a group) is a National Historic Landmark. National Monuments are a different designation. There are many ships that are National Historic Landmarks, as well as a few roller coasters. There are also a few railroad cars.â
It might be argued that if ever there was a time to relish being a skeptic, this is it. Not necessarily because people used to be more careful with what they said, but because we're way better equipped to call them on it. The Internet is lambasted as an abyss of lies, when really itâs a place to organize around the question of whatâs real.
Fact-checking Snapple's claims is relatively easy now that all 928 of them are listed on the company's website. In bold typeface across the top of the screen: âSip On Some Knowledge. These Are The Real Facts.â Okay.
But go down the rabbit hole of proving Snapple wrong and you'll find a scattered trail of heartbroken, tea-swilling bloggers who have attempted the sameâ"only to discover that many of the âReal Factsâ they've been sharing are bunk.
Credit where creditâs due: Not all of Snappleâs âReal Factsâ are bogus. Many of them are legit. Flamingoes really do turn pink from eating shrimp (#11). Human brains do in fact weigh about three pounds (#55). And the Hawaiian alphabet really has 12 letters (#26) â" that is, if you don't count the âokina.
But all of this raises larger questions about our relationship with information, not least of which is why weâd trust a beverage maker to inform us about anything other than its product. Perhaps it's naive to expect any truth in advertising but thereâs still the lingering expectation that if someone explicitly says âthis is a fact,â then it should be.
After all, Snapple isn't just selling iced tea, itâs selling information on bottle caps as âa central part of the Snapple experience,â according to a press release that quotes Snapple marketing director Dave Fleming. âWe see them as really big ideas trapped in a small capâs body,â he said.
Snapple's apparent carelessness may be alarming and even infuriating, but it isn't unique. Ken Jennings, the Jeopardy champion who won a record 74-straight games and some $3 million in prize money, says he feels âstrong pressureâ to correct some of the misinformation he's encountered as heâs working on a series of children's books of âamazing facts.â
âThere is so much B.S. out there,â he said in an interview. âThe lists that get emailed around? I think most of them are actually false, which is amazing because it's not even hard to get crazy facts about the world. But now people believe Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room, or that babies are born without kneecaps. They see it 10 times, so they think it must be true.â
There's a tendency to fully blame emerging technology for a litany of social ills, including the lies that people see and believe enough to share. You've heard the drumbeat: It's the Internet's fault we're lonely, dumb, sad, unoriginal, lying, narcissists. Twitter is dissolving our ability to focus! The decline of print is a sign of the apocalypse! Etc., etc., etc.
âBut it's a really good thing we have Snopes and Wikipedia,â Jennings said. âYou can usually find the online discussion. The great thing about the new digital era is you can already find people fighting over whether something is true.â
The thing about rabbit holes is they sometimes lead to a place where it seems nothing is true anymore. Friedrich Nietzsche said thatâ"ânothing is trueââ"more than a century ago, arguing that the only way we might begin to get at a capital-T truth would be to first doubt everything.
His words about the fluid and relative nature of reality take on a particular resonance in the context of hand-wringing over technology today.
The people who distrust Twitter wholesale are fond of complaining that tweets are too short and devoid of context. And yet a bottle cap with a one-liner on it might be the closest thing we have to the physical manifestation of the tweet. The real lesson Snapple teaches us isnât about how many eyelids a bee has or the first food eaten in space, itâs that the Internet's not inherently a place for lies any more than a bottle cap is a place for truth.
After all, itâs not just the medium but also the structural underpinnings of the medium that make the message. And for a company that likes to say, as Falk did, that Snapple was âa social brand before social was a buzzword,â perhaps it's useful to think of Snappleâs âReal Factsâ as tweets that keep your lemonade from spilling rather than the kind that scroll across your iPhone screen.
In other words, if youâre going to doubt the information you encounter online, you'd better be doubting the information you encounter everywhere. Snappleâs all for it, Falk says.
âWe always work to make sure they're as accurate as possible and that they are real facts,â Falk said. "Given today's technology and the pool of information, we encourage the discussion."
In a sweet twist, at least one âReal Factâ that has made the Internet rounds is itself fake. Thereâs a widely shared image of what looks like a Snapple bottle cap thatâs labeled "Real Fact #0,â and says, âHalf of all Snapple âReal Factsâ are actually fake.â
âNo, that is not an actual âReal Factâ!â said Snapple spokesman Chris Barnes in an email.
But itâs a semi-decent Photoshop job that has raised questions for some about the veracity of the rest of the âReal Facts.â One self-described âavid collectorâ of Snapple bottle caps blogged about her disappointment earlier this year, writing, âHow are we to distinguish which facts are real and which are fake? I've been quoting these facts for over three years⦠Can this get any more confusing?â
In other words, only by believing something fake did she realize she had believed in something that truly wasnât real.
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